Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Military Translations

Good to go! -- Ready! or Ya whatever!
I need (a) volunteer(s) -- I'm going to pick someone for a job that's going to suck and may be dangerous!
Be in formation at ____! --- It doesn't matter what time is stated, be 15 minutes earlier or you're screwed!
Oh?!?!? You want to move slow?!?!? --- Get ready to do something tedious very quickly!!!
Tell me a story.. --- Admit what you did and prepare to get your ass chewed!!!
You're a real ball of fire--- You are a waste of life!!
What was your class rank? --- No matter the answer the next question is going to be "So you mean to tell me that there are ____ people just walking into walls?!?!"
Do I have to kill you?? --- There is no correct answer, prepare for an ass chewing!!!
So and so said do this --- I want you to do this but I don't want to hear you bitch so I'm blaming someone else.
With all due respect --- This is an attempt to say "F@#$ YOU"
Let me see your ID --- I want to know if I can chew your ass
Once you get to MOS School, the Fleet, Overseas etc you'll see how it really is --- Your unit sucks and that other places are cooler.
Back when I was a... --- Back in my day everything was harder and crazier and I miss it!!!
No!! Your military right!! --- Hey Dumbass... That's your left side!!!!
Message to Garcia --- Get the job done and don't ask any F@#$ING QUESTIONS!!!
Stop/Loss --- DON'T MAKE ANY PLANS!!!!
First Civ Div --- the "real" world
Do you see any care in this eye? --- I don't care at all!!!
Mission Accomplishment comes before Troop Welfare --- Exactly how it sounds!!!